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Saturday, March 4th, 2006
9:47 pm
[velashleyraptor]
Why would you say we'd hang out sometime soon, when you can't even call me?

Current Mood: pathetic/pissed
Monday, January 30th, 2006
10:16 pm
[velashleyraptor]
Why haven't you messaged me back, and are you ever going to?

Current Mood: sad/new
Tuesday, December 20th, 2005
2:39 pm
[taffer]
why, oh why?
Why do corporate websites suck so very badly?

Current Mood: annoyed
Tuesday, December 6th, 2005
5:22 pm
[specialer]
A rhetorical question about rhetorical questions...
I have two.

1. How come no one posts in this blog anymore? Is everyone too busy?

2. How come I can't ask rhetorical questions when doing rhetorical analyses in my Communications class?

Current Mood: surprised
Thursday, November 17th, 2005
7:48 pm
[specialer]
*Sigh*
How come when I go out all night with my friends and don't call, it's NOT OK, but when my boyfriend does, it is?

Current Mood: apathetic
Tuesday, April 26th, 2005
12:27 pm
[mamajoan]
Why does leftover Chinese food always smell exactly the same, regardless of what it actually is?

Current Mood: hungry
Wednesday, July 28th, 2004
2:36 pm
[bery]
Okay, I have a question. It's not really rhetorical, but still:

Why is it that in Windows 95, when setting the time zone, the offset map was clickable - but in all later versions of Windows, that same map is NOT clickable? Did Microsoft lose confidence in the ability of their customers to find their own country on a map?
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
11:32 am
[bery]
WHY IS THERE A HUGE COCK ON MY DOOR?

(just had to share :))

Current Mood: amused
Thursday, June 3rd, 2004
12:07 pm
[bery]
*watching news about space debris*

Why are there so many volkswagen beetles floating around in space?
Sunday, May 23rd, 2004
10:05 pm
[buggeration]
Why does tinned spaghetti always taste like blood?

Current Mood: soiled
Thursday, October 16th, 2003
11:59 am
[violetclouds]
Why am I the only person in the universe who can't find horoscopes on theonion.com?

Current Mood: annoyed
Monday, September 22nd, 2003
4:31 pm
[taffer]
bleh
Will I ever have a job where I'm happy 100% of the time?

Why do people hire me for my experience and talents and then ignore both?

Current Mood: depressed
Monday, September 8th, 2003
8:35 am
[taffer]
feel the hatred
Is it wrong to hate people who habitually print off all of their email?

Current Mood: if I'm wrong, baby,
Monday, August 25th, 2003
8:35 am
[azurelunatic]
Why am I so awake at midnight, and so asleep when it's time for my 7am class to start?
Wednesday, August 13th, 2003
12:42 pm
[taffer]
it's a hovercraft
Why do tiny old folks drive those huge gas-guzzling cars that barely fit into parking spaces?

Current Mood: confused
Sunday, July 13th, 2003
10:46 am
[azurelunatic]
Why are people so stupid?
Friday, July 4th, 2003
11:21 am
[taffer]
sick of it
Who let the dogs out?

Current Mood: annoying
Monday, May 5th, 2003
11:31 am
[taffer]
pointless question
Why is there a really cute Asian girl (in a very short skirt!) up here in one of the QC guy's cubicals?

Uh, not that I was looking...

Current Mood: confused
Thursday, April 24th, 2003
11:57 am
[bery]
Whyyyyyy is his head so biiiiiiiiiiiiig?
10:29 am
[taffer]
go ahead, ma'am
Do women know that we let them go through doors first so we can check out their butts?

Current Mood: oooh, niiiice...
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